Interview
Wow we‘ve actually done it… we’ve finally managed to track down the untraceable, the unique, upcoming star… Oh yes it’s the new king of DJs, Mikey. He’s known for his legendary gigs, wild party ways, and disappearing into thin air with the media not getting a glimpse. The word on the street is he hates any media coverage of him, especially interviews. However, for some unknown reason he agreed to do an exclusive interview with us. I’m a little sacred, but most of all excited to introduce to you, Mikey.
Mikey how are you? I gotta tell you how shocked but excited I am to be interviewing you, you seem to be the most mysterious, untraceable DJ around.
Mate I’m good thanks you? Haha yeah well that’s what I keep hearin like. But its pretty simple really, I don’t like all the media attention. It’s all fake to me, just not what I’m about.. I’m about one thing and that’s my music. I’m sick of reading about fucking kids thinking their a big shot celebrity.
Yeah, don’t worry we’re on your side. We definitely agree to say the least.
Yeah I’m glad someone does man! I hate gossip magazine… but don’t get me wrong I’m not slating all mags. I do love ……….. Because your simply about the music, about the scene. Celebrities today though, yanno what I mean its all about who’s got the most money, whos getting shit faced at some snobby club and who’s bangin who. More and more DJs these days think their the best thing going and should be treated like celebs, when in reality there just cocky little shits who need to be put in their place. I don’t wanna be know as part of that, I want to be know as a DJ.. A music producer, not a cocky little wannabe. But like I said, I appreciate this magazine your not about all that and I am a reader myself.. Plus my managers were giving me grief about not doing any interviews, so doing this should shut ‘em up for abit!
Well it is refreshing to heard a performer in the public eye, not getting caught up in the fame side and staying down to earth. However, I have heard a few stories about you. You do seem to be a party animal, you can’t say you turn down all the free club entrances and booze!
When did I say I did? I said I don’t like being in media light for the wrong reasons, I didn’t say I don’t going out and get wasted with my mates… I’m 23 for god sake. Obviously I’m going to take full advantage of the free booze an club entrances, come’on what kind of a DJ would be, if I didn’t!
You seem to have come out of nowhere and now you’re a ledged growing before our eyes. Must be hard to deal with it all happening so fast.
That’s what it looks likes from an outsiders point of view yeah. It looks like I’ve just got lucky, hit it big and had it all handed to me on a sliver plate… which honestly must piss a lot of aspiring DJs off, as it’s a hard game to make it big in and I know its frustrating. But as reality goes I’ve been DJing and trying to make it, since I was 16. I remember my first gig, I was a scrawny kid pretending to be 18 with a shit load of ambition. It was in some grotty little club on the outskirts of Manchester but I loved it, haha I don’t give one how cliché this sounds but I knew I was built to be a DJ ever since then. So yeah I’ve been DJing for a long time, had a lot of false hope and been let down a lot but here I am. Just wanted to let any aspiring DJs know that, nothing gets handed to you in this world, its up to you if you make it or not.
What’s the worst club you’ve had to work in?
Ah man.. Like I said, the clubs that I worked in back in the day were all pretty nasty. But it doesn’t matter whether you’re a DJ or not, everyone’s gotta have been to one once in their life! Come’on yanno what I mean! The slutty, over weight bar staff, fights kicking off everywhere, the floor covered in sick, pervy old geezers leant against the wall watching on under aged girls. Shit, I’m glad I’ve moved on from them kind of places, but I’ll always remember them ‘cos never know when it might all be taken away from you.
I was at a venue you did at Replay in South London, it was crazy you seem to really connect with the crowd.
Wow Really? What month did you see me in lad?
Um, back in October..?
Oh mate yeah, I remember. That place is sick! I love performing there, has a good vibe so it was easy for me to connect with the people there. The crowd seem to be there for the right reason at Replay, to listen to good music, have a laugh and lose yourself. Like, a lot of places I’ve performed at the crowd are either too stuck up and not loose enough to have a good time or their raving uncontrollably ‘cos their off their faces on some drug that fucks their brain up. Man, people need to find a happy medium!
In this issue we’re actually doing an article about the Ibiza life style and the drug problems related to house and techno music. What’s your take on drugs?
Well I think…drugs are for mugs who just need a hug cos their fucked off that silly bug! Hahaha… no, no, no seriously it is an very important issue which need to be addressed. I’m actually really glad, you’ve got the balls to do it as a lot of magazines in this scene talk about drugs in light heartedly and in a way promote them, and it’s fucked up that they get away with that. I’m glad you’re not doing that or id have to walk out of this interview right now.
Have you ever done drugs?
I’m ashamed to say yes. I had an addiction when I was 18 years stupidly, young. I was made to think that to be a big DJ you had to be on something, I was told it was impossible to keep up otherwise. I’m not gunna try play innocent and say I was pressured into taking drugs, ’cos it was my own choice and I have to live with that now. I can honestly say the worst time of my life was when I was addicted to drugs. I did them because I thought it made me a better DJ, which is laughable now because that’s the biggest bullshit ever. I was so naïve, the people pressuring me who I thought were my friends weren’t trying to help me become a better DJ at all, they just wanted the drug money. Let me just make this clear, drugs do the exact opposite of making you a good DJ.
What about Ibiza... Do you go there a lot?
Yeah I actually go about once every 2 months, sometimes more. I have a villa out there, it’s in old Ibiza though so it’s not a crazy party villa like it sounds. I like to get away from it all occasionally and my villa is the perfect place for me to do that, it’s got beautiful mountains surrounding it so peaceful there… Oh great, bet I sound like a right boring cunt now! Hahaha. I obviously work a lot in Ibiza as well, Ibiza known for its house music. I feel at home there... I would move there but I’m a secret mummy’s boy! I’d miss my family too much and the good old English ways.
What about the ladies? Bet you get a lot of female attraction being a well-known DJ.
Err, no offence mate but this sort of shit is exactly why I hate interviews. Like why would people wanna know that sort of stuff about my personal life. It’s just a major pet hate of mine, I can’t get my head around it. I will give you an answer ‘cos you seem an alright lad, yeah I’ve got a girl... Cheers for asking but that’s all your getting.
Fair enough! Thank you for letting ….. Be the lucky ones who interview you! Seriously TommyJ we appreciate it. And let’s not forget your album, live it now, is released on the 15th march 2010. Just before you go, I’m curious why did you name your album live it now?
Basically means... Live it now! Fuck tomorrow, life’s short, do what you wanna do and do it now. I’m getting a tattoo of the phrase ‘live it now’ tomorrow, now that’s fucking dedication.
And with that, he’s gone... Mikey ladies and gentlemen.